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Have you ever told someone the word "marooned" as in stranded?
Did they reply "like the colour?"

Sum people are dis stupid.

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then the...

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Dese games are currently the highest games rated in Asia!

DW6 - another dynasty warriors, it has new updates, climb up ladders, kill horses and 100% real graphics! In DW6, the ain char is Zhao Yun, he goes head2head wif Lu Bu, finish the game to see who wins, u have to unlock everyone and finish musou mode with each of the characters, max all wepons and chars.

DW SF - another dynasty warriors, strikeforce joins a new idea from a dragonball Z style of fighting, it is all flying! most fitghtng i...
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One of the most basic thing you can do on photoshop is layers (like making a colla'ge, not a collar, not a collage, a colla'ge (pronounced like garage)).

this can be used to make funny pictures us ee on youtube fail videos. like for example the tank that got blown up in one bullet, i made my own version of that :D ill try see f i can insert it onto this post.

(scroll down) notice the guy tehre, he shot the tank. These images are very easy to create. jus need a couple of steps :D

Step 1: open ph...

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I made a day where i post the latest music that ive been listening to, sum of this stuff mite be a bit old but idc its how i like it.

Top HaRl>sTYlzz
The noisemaker - zatox
Vintage - zatox (dis is quite new, came out dis mid yr)
Metal licker - brainkicker
Likquid - brainkicker (its how u spell it)
Just like you - SMD

top techno ( play in double speed and itll sound like acidtech )
Satisfaction (in the club remix) benny benassi + 50 cent
manian - welcome to the club (dj eXecute rmx)
East Clubbers - Sil...
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okay we'll start with techno. its jus basically a darker type of trance, doesnt have the fast hi hats or low bassdrums and has a normal bassline. - eg dj execute - megamix

Hardstyle is the second darkest, it can have fast hi hats and always has strong basslines, has few bassdrums. eg - zatox - noisemaker

Rave is the high speed type of techno, no bassline, jus high pitch noises, many bassdrums. eg- the pitchers - black is back

house is like a slow trance but with blended drum beats, e.g rock your...
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My name is Mario Martin and I facebook a lot, nearly every day i get about 2 or 3 group invitations, i get stuff like from macdonalds or old movies like godzilla. I join them anyway jus so it dosent look like im ignoring my friends.

The onli groups i dont join are probs ones that people make for being stupid or groups that are written in a different language or are offensive to people with disabilities like monobrows l:(

i dont have 1 meself but i kno ppl hu do
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every1 loves games with a bit of parkour, these are the massest parkour games of the year, if you wanna vote for one write on ma wall on fb A. for prototype or B. for AC2

Prototype is a game where you are an alien, you were human and were killed and turned alien by unknown chemicals, its storyline is something like sonny/sonny2 but instead you fly, fight, consue and turn your arm into sharp alien blades and weapons, its a mix of: Assasin's Creed, God of war, Superman (for the flying and glidin...
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this joke is only funny in spanish so all the joke is said in spanish, soz.
first frame : batman :[]
second frame: joker :[]
third frame: batman :[]
fourth frame: joker :l

first frame: batman: has visto el accidente?
second frame: joker: cual accidente?
third frame: batman: el de mi poya en tu frente
fourth frame: joker: :l

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l             l           l                l
l             l           l                l
l ------      l_______l                l_______ ...
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Im currenly listening to Sugar by flo-rida ft Wynter double speed and thought i was so stupid for not listening to it double speed before, it sounds much better! if u haf it alredy dowloaded open it up on windows media player and hold crtl+shift and press g, if u want slow mo press s, if normal press n. ull c how mad it sounds. never put dj lee - fight very hard double speed, it starts gud but den sounds shet. Chacarron sounds funnier double speed. so try with sum songs and experiment wif dem...
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